Princess of Dorkness

My personal blog.
Things I like to look at.
Experiences in my personal life.

Looking at lemon juice
Friend: Why do you want THAT?!?
Me: ….alcohol?


I hate when guys do something half way decent and say “chivalry is not dead” okay go joust for my honor I hope you fall off your horse you weird asshole

(via sonatie)

"Funny how the good ones go
Too soon, but the good Lord knows
The reasons why, I guess

Sometimes the greater plan
Is kinda hard to understand
Right now it don’t make sense
I can’t make it all make sense

So I’m gonna sit right here
On the edge of this pier
Watch the sunset disappear
And drink a beer.”

Dis muh babeh.

Did you know…. I’m writing a book!

Not about being a cop. I don’t like thinking about work off duty. But I also don’t like thinking about work at work so… that’s not saying much.

Also going to participate in NaNoWriMo this year (2014) but just barely missed it this year.

Also, I purchased an XboxOne and WiiU. I wanted to play BF4 on the newest console and craved Mario.

Also, I bought a blender specifically to make alcoholic milkshakes.

I win at life. So many hobbies so little time.

Told myself two sodas was enough for staying up all night tonight but I think when I turn one into 50% alcohol I can add more.

My math is impeccable.

"why don’t you just leave? that’s what men do"

"it’s not that men leave, it’s that men just leave *you*

her jaw hit the floor, his eyes opened wide

in a moment, a phrase, her self-esteem died

a smug little smile crept across his face

"you get out of my life!" "then get out of my place"

and during this banter, some regret did glimmer

he thought this too far, he too was a sinner

they’d spent years together, through thick and through thin

how could he say something so under the skin?

but from dwelling on memories, he lost all his doubt

this bitch was just crazy… yo- peace the fuck out!

…I don’t know if anyone else noticed it because I’ve seen this a dozen times and didn’t until right now but…. Jabba the hutt totally made a cameo at this game. Just over this guy’s shoulder. Chilling, watching football.

(via sonatie)